Carmen, por favor

entiendo que estes locamente enamorada de mi, es normal (¿a quien no le gustaria?), pero debes de entender que lo nuestro es solo sexo, y que te llames Carmen Electra es una complicacion para nuestra relacion, siempre estaran los perros hambrientos de la prensa rosa al acecho, y que tu vayas pregonando tu amor por mi delante de ellos no ayuda a mantener mi anonimato, tienes que entenderlo, el problema no soy yo, es que estas muy buenorra y eso le molesta a la gente, que un tio como yo salga contigo les da mucha envidia, asi que, te lo pido por favor, no les pongas los dientes largos... que me pones en un compromiso y recibo amenazas de palizas, pero tranquila, esta noche te pones ese traje de la gata negra que tanto me gusta y te perdono, pero que no vuelva a ocurirr




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PD: y, por favor, carmen, que ya no se como decirte que no me llames mientras estoy en clase, que se pone palote y lo paso mal durante un rato intentando disimular

Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley

este mes de agosto se cumplieron los 30 aniversarios del fallecimiento de Elvis y el Gran Groucho, aqui estan los homenajes



Jailhouse Rock
jerry leiber/mike stoller

The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin and the joint began to swing.
You shouldve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

Spider murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little joe was blowin on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from illinois went crash, boom, bang,
The whole rhythm section was the purple gang.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

Number forty-seven said to number three:
Youre the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

The sad sack was a sittin on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin all alone.
The warden said, hey, buddy, dont you be no square.
If you cant find a partner use a wooden chair.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

Shifty henry said to bugs, for heavens sake,
No ones lookin, nows our chance to make a break.
Bugsy turned to shifty and he said, nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.