Big Culo Day 2010

Salgo de mi retiro momentáneamente para celebrar este acontecimiento anual al que llego en el ultimo momento, que comience el espectáculo (que chiste mas malo XD)

Dr. Perdedor

Dr. Perdedor

Egocéntrico

Ególatra

Egoísta

Narcisista

Megalomaníaco

Incorregible

Inaguantable

Patético

Fracasado

Así era en Dr. Perdedor, por eso se había ganado su nombre tan a pulso. Perdedor

El Dr. Perdedor se sentía solo, era un genio científico y criminal, eso nadie lo dudaba, pero era un fracasado en todo lo que se proponía, hasta tal punto, que fue expulsado de por vida de la peligrosa unión de villanos secundones

Nunca le salía nada bien, nunca

Ni siquiera cuando intentaba que le saliera mal

Nunca había tenido un amigo, y mucho menos una relación sentimental, ni siquiera recuerda a sus padres… los mato con 4 años al desviar la salida del microondas al exterior con su caballo de plástico

Pensaba que dominando el mundo todo el mundo le haría caso, que le comprenderían, que le agradecerían el favor que les estaba haciendo… pero nunca lo consiguió

Para acabar con su soledad y su depresión se construyo solo lo único que es mejor que él, como dije el doctor Sheldon Cooper “no hay nada mejor que yo, salvo un yo robótico”

Así que hizo un cyborg a imagen y semejanza suya, su mayor logro, no necesitaba a nadie, porque se tenía a si mismo

Se emocionaba con la idea de por fin tener alguien con quien compartir su vida, y ese nadie era la mejor persona que ha existido sobre la faz de la tierra. Veían las mismas series de televisión, se reían con los mismos chistes, iban a los mismos restaurantes. La vida parecía irle bien, estaba feliz

Pero.

Todo tiene un pero. Pasado un tiempo por el impacto inicial la cosa no cambio, simplemente la falta de entusiasmo le dejo ver todo. El cyborg era como él, pero tan exacto que usaba el baño el mismo tiempo a las mismas horas, se mordía las uñas y las tiraba por ahí, era un maniático del control desordenándolo todo, su potente CPU le hacía ganar siempre a todo, cambios de humor, irascibilidad

No llevaba nada bien todo esto el Dr. Perdedor, tuvo que tomar una difícil decisión: transformar su Rayo Paralizante en el Rayo de Autodestrucción de su única obra perfecta: el Cyborg

Se disponía a provocar la autodestrucción cuando encontró una nota en la nevera: “me voy a Las Vegas con mis amigos del club de supervillanos temerarios y mi novia, me caso con ella en la capilla Elvis… Firmado: el Cyborg… PD: me llevo tus condones, nunca los usas”

No pudo matarle, pues había conseguido ser mejor que el, había conseguido todos los propósitos de su vida, el cyborg había dejado atrás el patetismo para cumplir sus sueños

El Dr. Perdedor reconoció que había perdido (una vez más), se abrió una birra y se puso a imaginar una cita con Megan Fox. Si, era patético y se daba asco a sí mismo, pero era lo más parecido a la felicidad que conocía

Cierre Temporal

Pues lo dice el titulo, se acabo lo que se daba

tras una gran falta de tiempo sin actualizar regularmente, debido a problemas de tiempo, técnicos y de salud el blog que estáis leyendo permanecerá cerrado sin ninguna novedad

intentare que sea temporal, y de ser así, volver a retomarlo, pero no puedo prometer nada

gracias a todos ellos que se han estado pasando y gracias por la comprensión

saludos

Bye Bye, Love - George Harrison

Bye Bye, Love
F. Bryant, B. Bryant

Bye bye love
Bye bye happiness
Hello loneliness
I think I'm gonna cry

Bye bye love
Bye bye sweet caress
Hello emptiness
I know I'm gonna die
Goodbye my love bye bye

There goes our lady
With a "you know who"
I hope she's happy
And "old 'Clapper' too"
We had good rhythm
(and a little slide)
Then she stepped in
Did me a favour
I threw them both out.

(MMM) goodbye happiness
Hello loneliness
I think I'm gonna cry
Bye bye my love bye bye
(MMM) bye bye love (MMM)
It's gonna be a raining out of doors
(MMMM) hello happiness (MMM)
Goodbye my love goodbye

Now I'm into romance
I shy away from love
Got tired of ladies (ooh ooh)
That plot and shove me
And that's the reason
We all can (see) so clearly
They see that our lady
Is out on a 'spree'

Bye bye love
Bye bye happiness
Hello loneliness
Think I'm gonna cry

Bye bye love
Bye bye happiness
Hello emptiness

The New Boy - Mando Diao

The New Boy
Björn Dixgard/Dixgård/Gustaf Norén/Noreen

She was only 21
But so much older than she's now
Now she passed the 24
I guess it's time to say goodbye

Here's the new
Here's the real
Here's the life you'd like to live
Now here's the new boy taking on the world tonight

When we met
She smelled like honey
When we kissed she tasted tears
Then for 14000 seconds
We made love behind old fears

Here's the new
Here's the real
Here's the life you you wished you'd lived
Now here's the new boy taking on the world tonight

Take the words on your way I don't waste the things I say
When in doubt fuck the world
Forget all the things you've heard
Now here's the new boy taking on the world tonight
No...

Why so sad? Don't you like my way of life?
I don't last forever neither do the things we love
You are wise this is now
This is all the things I want
Everything around us
Is moving except time

She was only 24
But so much younger than the past
We've laid all our troubles down
And now it's us against the rest

Here's the new
Here's the real
Here's the life you'd like to live
Now here's the new boy
Taking on the world tonight

Take the words on your way I don't waste the things I say
When in doubt fuck the world
Forget all the things you've heard
Now here's the new boy taking on the world tonight
No...

Cold Turkey - John Lennon

Cold Turkey
John Lennon

Temperature's rising
Fever is high
Can't see no future
Can't see no sky

My feet are so heavy
So is my head
I wish I was a baby
I wish I was dead

Cold turkey has got me on the run

My body is aching
Goose-pimple bone
Can't see no body
Leave me alone

My eyes are wide open
Can't get to sleep
One thing I'm sure of
I'm in at the deep freeze

Cold turkey has got me on the run

Cold turkey has got me on the run

Thirty-six hours
Rolling in pain
Praying to someone
Free me again

Oh I'll be a good boy
Please make me well
I promise you anything
Get me out of this hell

Cold turkey has got me on the run
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Maybe i'm Amazed - Paul McCartney

Maybe i'm Amazed
Paul McCartney

baby, i'm amazed at the way you love me all the time,
and maybe i'm afraid of the way i leave you.

maybe i'm amazed at the way you pulled me out of time,
you hung me on the line.
maybe i'm amazed at the way i really need you.

baby, i'm a man, maybe i'm a lonely man
who's in the middle of something
that he doesn't really understand.

baby, i'm a man,
and maybe you're the only woman who could ever help me.
baby, won't you help me to understand?
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.

oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh.

baby, i'm a man, maybe i'm a lonely man
who's in the middle of something
that he doesn't really understand.

baby, i'm a man,
and maybe you're the only woman who could ever help me.
baby, won't you help me to understand?
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.

maybe i'm amazed at the way you're with me all the time,
maybe i'm afraid of the way leave you.

maybe i'm amazed at the way you help me sing my song,
right me when i'm wrong-
maybe i'm amazed at the way i really need you.

Heavy Metal Drummer - Wilco

Heavy Metal Drummer
Jeff Tweedy

I sincerely miss those heavy metal bands
I used to go see on the landing in the summer
She fell in love with the drummer
She fell in love with the drummer
She fell in love

Shiny, shiny pants and bleach-blond hair
A double kick drum by the river in the summer
She fell in love with the drummer
Another and another
She fell in love

I miss the innocence I've known
Playing KISS covers, beautiful and stoned

Unlock my body and move myself to dance
Moving warm liquid, flowing blowing glass
Classical music blasting masks the ringing in my ears

I sincerely miss those heavy metal bands
I used to go see on the landing in the summer
She fell in love with the drummer
She fell in love with another
She fell in love

I miss the innocence I've known
Playing KISS covers, beautiful and stoned
Playing KISS covers, beautiful and stoned
Playing KISS covers, beautiful and stoned

My Generation - The Who

My Generation
Pete Townshend

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
And don't try to dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-generation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
And don't try to d-dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm not trying to cause a b-big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-generation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we g-g-get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Yeah, I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Birthday - The Beatles

Birthday
Paul McCartney

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too--yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you.

Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party.

I would like you to dance--Birthday
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-Birthday
I would like you to dance--Birthday
Dance

You say it's your birthday
Well it's my birthday too--yeah
You say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you.